ONE AND AHALF MEN

Taking care of kids is hard work; well they also say that men are big babies. They want you cook and serve them as well. The mama has to clean the dishes, the dining, sleeping areas and their clothes too. How hard is it to be tidy or clean after yourself? It looks easy when a woman does everything. Its her job she is blessed with the super power of organizing and management and imaginatively not supposed to get tired nor complain. If these kinds, the big babies did not know please listen: women are also human. They get tired too of from intense planning and running around to finish the house chores and other obligatory duties too. But how are they repaid, what pleasantries can they indulge in? Just when they think of putting their feet up, nature has it their OCD kicks in and the eyes start to scrutinize the imperfect state of a place. Trying to avoid being pushy, to embrace my feminine side do not use insults to make a man do anything. Because unlike girls whom you can softly talk to and clear issues it would offend boys when a woman corrects them. Men hate being controlled more so being bossed by a woman even if it’s the wife or mother. But what gets a woman mad is when you have to say one thing over and over again.

Now we have been told that the male species can not multi task but they sometimes get a woman’s nerves when they think they can do everything as the woman. Incase you didn’t know, if a woman is used to a routine her brain forms a timer so she knows how long it takes for the tea, eggs or simply water to boil. Catastrophes are made in the kitchen when a man puts a pot on heat and goes to help himself with a magazine in the bathroom. Then all goes over 100 degrees and unfortunately starting a fire. The important lesson is that all sexes should learn to treat one another with respect. Women know your place and press the correct buttons. You may be pushing so hard that it explodes and a bomb can not be neutralized after going off, too many casualties. Dear men,   please give women an easy time show appreciation, support and respect them for the good work they do to keep everything smart. Start by flashing the toilet even if you only peed.

 Ladies love surprises but they should be good ones that moves them closer to your heart. Men do not enjoy surprises; they prefer to be told in advance whatever is going to happen, ‘prepare’ their minds. They want to know in advance, mostly to be on the defensive, remember they take in one thing at a time. Two, Make sure when you are talking they are in the same room and on the same page with you. Be very patient if you live with them. Dealing with men is not easy, it has been proven women are from planet Mars. Wishing You Good Luck.